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Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition (or in my case, whatever the hell you like) it gives you.
Tag 3 people.


1.) Your name?
George
A big (usually huge) and smelly turd that leaves your ass hurting the whole day after shitting it. May clog your drain if you don't reduce it to pieces somehow.
(lovely)

2.) Your age?
14
The age of sexual consent in CANADA. When you turn 14 you can be fucked.
(i am soo going to canada)


3.) One of your friends?
Noah
one who gallops very fast.
(wtf?)

4.) What should you be doing?
Studying
What you tell your parents when your looking at porn

5.) Favorite color?
green
1) Marijuana
2) Money
3) the horny color
4) envious
5) the color

6.) Birthplace?
Washington, DC
America's largest open air shooting gallery

7.) Month of your birth?
September
A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls where to tight little sweaters that show off their curves.

8.) Last person you talked to?
Fritz
anyone who is gay

9.) One of your nicknames?
Greg
A scottish word used mainly in glasgow
meaning to always get drunk and flirt with women